Monday, February 17, 2020

Pair/Pear/Paradox

Oops!...I Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes


Wife: would you like a pear?

Daughter: a pair of what?

Wife: not a pair; a pear.

Daughter: they’re two different words?

Wife: yes.

Daughter: but they sound exactly the same?

Wife: yes.

Daughter: that doesn’t make any sense.


Me: [mouthful of fruity pebbles] it’s a pearadox


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