Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Rhetorically speaking...

  • "Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?  (Ambrose Bierce)
  • Grandma Simpson and Lisa are singing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind:": "How many roads must a man walk down / Before you call him a man?"
          Homer: "Eight!"
          Lisa: "That was a rhetorical question!"
          Homer: "Oh.  Then, seven!"
          Lisa: "Do you even know what rhetorical  means?"
          Homer: "Do I know what rhetorical means?"

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