Oops!...I Dad It Again
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Wife: would you like a pear?
Daughter: a pair of what?
Wife: not a pair; a pear.
Daughter: they’re two different words?
Wife: yes.
Daughter: but they sound exactly the same?
Wife: yes.
Daughter: that doesn’t make any sense.
Me: [mouthful of fruity pebbles] it’s a pearadox
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