Beer Pouch?

Fan of Noodles Fan?

Flower Flower Vase

Thanks, Pheasance!

Pun/Coincidence + Literal meaning = Metaprime

Thanks, Ducky!

But which one was the monster?

Copy that!

Just Say No!

Wait...what?

Yes. Yes, that would be correct.

But first ... THINK!

...and says it all...

Wonder if his name is Chip?

Pair/Pear/Paradox

Oops!...I Dad It Again

@NewDadNotes

Wife: would you like a pear?

Daughter: a pair of what?

Wife: not a pair; a pear.

Daughter: they’re two different words?

Wife: yes.

Daughter: but they sound exactly the same?

Wife: yes.

Daughter: that doesn’t make any sense.

Me: [mouthful of fruity pebbles] it’s a pearadox

Uh, well...

Thanks, Mark!

Meta MacBeachballing

TIMBERRRR!

Thanks, O!

Wasp the F**K?

I’m Like Your Shirt!

B

Ever Meta Celebrity?

Fire Truck Tire Fire

Remotely funny? Dry humor?

Oh, Florida man, Florida man ...

Thanks, E. Lee and Molly!